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Teto: Len dear, why can't you love me~?

Len: It's cause you're a Mary-Sue, I think--

Teto: No I'm not, you big silly~ <33

Len: NO I THINK I'M PRETTY SURE.

-music lol-

Teto: I've been here watching you sleep so peacefully~

Len: Okay, I'm serious, why can't you just back off?

Teto: Your voice is sweeter than 1000 angels~

Len: Oh jeez, you lying bitch, my voice is way off pitch.

Teto: My dearest little Lenny, why can't you see~ That you should be with me~?

Len: Because I already have the perfect girlfriend.

Teto: Tell that bitch to GGRKS~! GGRKS <33

Len: What the heck does that mean?

Teto: GGRKS!

Len: Stop being so Wapanese.

Teto: GGRKS!

Len: Why can't you speak English?

Teto: Because I'm so ka-wa-ii-desu~!

Len: Watch me say it fluently--

Teto: GGRKS!

Len: "Go Google My Feelings"

Teto: GGRKS!

Len: Why won't you try to speak?!

Teto: Because I'm just too sugoi~ And Japanese~ Girls are so kawa~ii~ <33

-music lol-

Teto: There's not a second that I don't think of you~

Len: Didn't I make myself clear; I'm dating MIKU!!

Teto: You can do so much better; I'm a REAL diva! <33

Len: Wow, that's so "sugoi", CAUSE MIKU'S A REAL ONE TOO.

Teto: My darling little shota, why can't you see~ That you were meant for me~ <3

Len: Because I'm clearly meant for another girl.

Teto: Maybe you should GGRKS~ GGRKS!

Len: What do I need to do...

Teto: GGRKS!

Len: To show you that I hate you?!

Teto: GGRKS!

Len: Really now, just go away.

Teto: First you should go GGRKS~

Len: I already know how you feel.

Teto: Ah! You do?

Len: I'm gonna have to turn you down.

Teto: Oh. But why?

Len: I ONLY LOVE MIKU.

Teto: That shouldn't matter, honey~ True love defies~ All sorts of lo~gic~ <3

-music lol-

Teto: Sometimes I can't help but wonder why you are~ In love with that stupid Miku~ Could it be that she was the first Vocaloid? Well guess what, I WAS THE FIRST UTAU! Everyone look! I was the first UTAU! Isn't that great? I was the first UTAU! I'm a real diva and in addition, look here, I was-the-first-U-TAU!

Len: Teto, no you weren't.

Teto: Yes I was! <3

Len: The first one was Defoko.

Teto: Well she sounds dumb.

Len: I swear I'm gonna kill myself.

Teto: I know you won't, because you have~ A reason to live~ And that reason is~ Me~ <33 Len, dear, why don't you love me~? <3

Len: You just can't get stupider, I think--

Teto: I'm not dumb, you big silly~ <3

Len: NO I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE.

Teto: I KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MEEEE~ <333

(The End. CC: )
[link] Inspired by this glorious bit of win.

CCCCB Ooooh, you all had this coming so harrrrd. Because there is actually Teto x Len out there. Lol. I'm so sorry. -sob-

Teto credit to UTAU

Len and Miku credit to Crypton Media
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:iconjustacosplayer:
JustACosplayer Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I died laughing. XD
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Kasaneteto0401XD Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
W-wat just?.....
I mean Len.......
And......
Wow
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:icontetokasane04:
TetoKasane04 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
:'C
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:iconrosscuth:
RossCuth Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Don't worry Tet, you'll have him one day... or me (Referencing my fanloid ;D)
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-- Ablblblblblblbl

:C
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:iconraunikai:
RauniKai Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2009  Student Digital Artist
BING IS BETTER THAN GOOGLE >.>
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:icontetokasane04:
TetoKasane04 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
Bing brings viruses
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NO IT IS NOT -shotdown-
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:iconraunikai:
RauniKai Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2009  Student Digital Artist
YES IT IS, IT'S LIKE....TEN BAZILLION TIMES BETTER >:'D

*was obviously brainwashed by Microsoft*
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PFFFFFF
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:iconraunikai:
RauniKai Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2009  Student Digital Artist
DON'T YOU GO ';PFFFFF' AT ME :O

*smacks*
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-smacked- 8'C
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:iconraunikai:
RauniKai Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Me: THAT'S RIGHT, THAT JUST HAPPENED

Liir: *kicks me in the face* Why are you so MEAN to people!?

Me: Ow! Says the one that kicks people!

Liir: >.> ...are you okay lady?
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TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-loliwhiiiine- :CCC
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:iconmomoakiru:
MomoAkiru Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009
lol
teto and len singing dat lol
teto teto teto when will u learn? lol
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol. We need to sing it and post it on Youtube or something.

Ohoho, poor Teto never learning.
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:iconmomoakiru:
MomoAkiru Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2009
lol
u or i should make it on MikuMikuDance it would b funneh
oh yea i did this rin x len thingy on MMD should i post it?
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TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PFFFFFFFF but I have no Teto model D: I only have Miku, Miku ver. 2, Metal Miku, Rin, Len, MEIKO, KAITO, AKAITO, NIGAITO, KIKAITO and TAITO :C
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:iconmomoakiru:
MomoAkiru Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009
if only they had a teto
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think they do. D: It's just impossible to download for English users or something.
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:iconkasaneshuji:
KasaneShuji Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009
it is possible for english users Oo i used Teto in MMD i just can't save stuff XD
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... Oh D: That sucks.
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:iconakasunanosasorixd:
akasunanosasoriXD Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
....what does GGRKS mean? <:3
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
GGRKS is a Japanese acronym for "Gugurekasu", which means "Go Google It".
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akasunanosasoriXD Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Oooookay! That makes seeense! |D
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's fun to shout at my still sort of weeaboo friends.
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akasunanosasoriXD Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
AHAHAHA! XD Yeah, every now and then I speak wapanese irl just to confuse people~ >XD Because they look at me like ":|...wut." It's fun~ but online I AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE. D8 Weeaboos make me gag when they're really hardcore... e_e
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Exactly. And lol, weeaboos are fail. What did you expect?
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:iconforteh:
Forteh Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009  Student General Artist
.....
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
........ CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCB
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:iconforteh:
Forteh Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009  Student General Artist
:iconwthplz: Karasu, these rants are a bit childish;; I mean..
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... Forte, rants of every kind tend to be childish. D<;; Excuse me if I can't be mature 24/7.
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Forteh Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009  Student General Artist
I'm sorry, Karasu.
THIS IS INEXCUSABLE.
Go sit in the corner till you understand what you've done wrong, YOUNG LADY. >:C
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TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NO >:C YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM. -runs, sobbing like a little bitch to :icontorikoma:-
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:iconforteh:
Forteh Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2009  Student General Artist
-ties you to a post- 8|
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-tied to a post- YOU'RE NOT LETTING ME EXPRESS MYSELF -rabidwiggle-
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akasunanosasoriXD Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
......
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... CCCB
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akasunanosasoriXD Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
okay, I'm sorry, but you're overreacting with the whole "teto overuses the whole 'real diva' thing". Two songs. TWO FREAKING SONGS. and it becomes overdone? and it's not really even IN Uso no Utahime... D|
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:iconforteh:
Forteh Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009  Student General Artist
I agree with you!
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... I know it's not that overdone D: It was just fun to write.
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akasunanosasoriXD Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
pfft.

...but I always hated that "don't lie to me" ........thing..... |D horribly sung, bad rhythm--matching, aaaannndd.... Honestly. LenxLUKA? Where has ANYONE seen that??
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TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It is. CB And the point was it for to be a parody. |D; It wasn't meant to sound SO KAWAII AND DESU. Just like this. My rhythm and matching is horrible in this, too. And I've only seen Len x Luka once.
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akasunanosasoriXD Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
XDD
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:iconteamkarasu:
TeamKarasu Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It was scary, yo. D: It was like shotacon but with a girl as the older guy. Like ewwplz.
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