Teto: Len dear, why can't you love me~?
Len: It's cause you're a Mary-Sue, I think--
Teto: No I'm not, you big silly~ <33
Len: NO I THINK I'M PRETTY SURE.
Teto: I've been here watching you sleep so peacefully~
Len: Okay, I'm serious, why can't you just back off?
Teto: Your voice is sweeter than 1000 angels~
Len: Oh jeez, you lying bitch, my voice is way off pitch.
Teto: My dearest little Lenny, why can't you see~ That you should be with me~?
Len: Because I already have the perfect girlfriend.
Teto: Tell that bitch to GGRKS~! GGRKS <33
Len: What the heck does that mean?
Len: Stop being so Wapanese.
Len: Why can't you speak English?
Teto: Because I'm so ka-wa-ii-desu~!
Len: Watch me say it fluently--
Len: "Go Google My Feelings"
Len: Why won't you try to speak?!
Teto: Because I'm just too sugoi~ And Japanese~ Girls are so kawa~ii~ <33
Teto: There's not a second that I don't think of you~
Len: Didn't I make myself clear; I'm dating MIKU!!
Teto: You can do so much better; I'm a REAL diva! <33
Len: Wow, that's so "sugoi", CAUSE MIKU'S A REAL ONE TOO.
Teto: My darling little shota, why can't you see~ That you were meant for me~ <3
Len: Because I'm clearly meant for another girl.
Teto: Maybe you should GGRKS~ GGRKS!
Len: What do I need to do...
Len: To show you that I hate you?!
Len: Really now, just go away.
Teto: First you should go GGRKS~
Len: I already know how you feel.
Teto: Ah! You do?
Len: I'm gonna have to turn you down.
Teto: Oh. But why?
Len: I ONLY LOVE MIKU.
Teto: That shouldn't matter, honey~ True love defies~ All sorts of lo~gic~ <3
Teto: Sometimes I can't help but wonder why you are~ In love with that stupid Miku~ Could it be that she was the first Vocaloid? Well guess what, I WAS THE FIRST UTAU! Everyone look! I was the first UTAU! Isn't that great? I was the first UTAU! I'm a real diva and in addition, look here, I was-the-first-U-TAU!
Len: Teto, no you weren't.
Teto: Yes I was! <3
Len: The first one was Defoko.
Teto: Well she sounds dumb.
Len: I swear I'm gonna kill myself.
Teto: I know you won't, because you have~ A reason to live~ And that reason is~ Me~ <33 Len, dear, why don't you love me~? <3
Len: You just can't get stupider, I think--
Teto: I'm not dumb, you big silly~ <3
Len: NO I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE.
Teto: I KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MEEEE~ <333
(The End. CC: )