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This is how my terrible, awful mind filtered my favorite chapter to mess with in PMD 2... >w>;;; Read with caution...
Chapter 10: Dusknoirzzzzzzz D8
ONE DAY
Chatot: Kay so liek do your normal crap you usually do while--
Nageki: You and the guildmaster have buttsecks right?
Chatot: ... ... ... ... ... Offtopic, Nageki--
Nageki: HA! YOU NEVER DENIED IT! XDDDD
Chatot: That is quite enough out of you, young lady!!
Nageki: Yes Chatottttttt~ 9o9 -rolls her eyes-
Chatot: Well, as I was saying...
-meanwhile outside-
Dusknoir-kun: Onii-san, I don't think I can do this... I-I mean, they all s-seem so nice and--
???: Shut up and do your job, little brother. You've already cost Diagaga-sama too much, so you'd better not fail... However, I expect such failure from someone as stupid as you.
Dusknoir-kun: Y-yes, Onii-san... -sighs- Okay... I-I can do this... I can lie to such an innocent group of people... And soon they'll find out and start shunning me again... And all the memories from when I was little will come back... -starts hyperventilating-
???: -slaps Dusknoir-kun- SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU WIMP!!!
Dusknoir-kun: -squeaks a bit and runs downstairs to the guild-
Chatot: And so yeah... ... ... GO AWAY D8<
Guild: LOLKAY :'D
Dusknoir-kun: -randomly appears- Umm, h-hi... >.>;;;
Chatot: Who the frick are you... Some girlscout? Look, little girl, we don't have time for--
Dusknoir-kun: Umm, I'm a man, sir...
Chatot: ... ... Oh, well... Umm... Sorry... -cough- Akward...
Dusknoir-kun: And no, I'm... Umm... -looks at his palm and reads from it- "The epic explorer Dusknoir"....?
Chatot: O-oh, welcome, sir! What an honor to have you in our humble guild! ;;;
Dusknoir-kun: It's nothing, really... Umm, I was just... Umm... -reads from his palm again- "Settling in Treasure Town"...?
???: -outside- -FACEPALM OF EPIC PROPORTIONS-
Chatot: Oh, well, just let us know if you would like us to assist you with anything, Dusknoir sir!
Guild: ... Who the fuck is this guy--
Chatot: SSSHHH -whispering to Wigglytuff-
Wigglytuff: I never heard of him either, friend! D:
Chatot: SQWAAWK!!! N-NOT SO LOUDLY-- -looks back at Dusknoir-kun-
Dusknoir-kun: ...
Chatot: ... OwO;;
Dusknoir-kun: ... Okay...
Chatot: -cough- WELL LET'S JUST GO DO... UMM... SOMETHING ELSE GUILD! >.>''''
To be continued
Chapter 10: Dusknoirzzzzzzz D8
ONE DAY
Chatot: Kay so liek do your normal crap you usually do while--
Nageki: You and the guildmaster have buttsecks right?
Chatot: ... ... ... ... ... Offtopic, Nageki--
Nageki: HA! YOU NEVER DENIED IT! XDDDD
Chatot: That is quite enough out of you, young lady!!
Nageki: Yes Chatottttttt~ 9o9 -rolls her eyes-
Chatot: Well, as I was saying...
-meanwhile outside-
Dusknoir-kun: Onii-san, I don't think I can do this... I-I mean, they all s-seem so nice and--
???: Shut up and do your job, little brother. You've already cost Diagaga-sama too much, so you'd better not fail... However, I expect such failure from someone as stupid as you.
Dusknoir-kun: Y-yes, Onii-san... -sighs- Okay... I-I can do this... I can lie to such an innocent group of people... And soon they'll find out and start shunning me again... And all the memories from when I was little will come back... -starts hyperventilating-
???: -slaps Dusknoir-kun- SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU WIMP!!!
Dusknoir-kun: -squeaks a bit and runs downstairs to the guild-
Chatot: And so yeah... ... ... GO AWAY D8<
Guild: LOLKAY :'D
Dusknoir-kun: -randomly appears- Umm, h-hi... >.>;;;
Chatot: Who the frick are you... Some girlscout? Look, little girl, we don't have time for--
Dusknoir-kun: Umm, I'm a man, sir...
Chatot: ... ... Oh, well... Umm... Sorry... -cough- Akward...
Dusknoir-kun: And no, I'm... Umm... -looks at his palm and reads from it- "The epic explorer Dusknoir"....?
Chatot: O-oh, welcome, sir! What an honor to have you in our humble guild! ;;;
Dusknoir-kun: It's nothing, really... Umm, I was just... Umm... -reads from his palm again- "Settling in Treasure Town"...?
???: -outside- -FACEPALM OF EPIC PROPORTIONS-
Chatot: Oh, well, just let us know if you would like us to assist you with anything, Dusknoir sir!
Guild: ... Who the fuck is this guy--
Chatot: SSSHHH -whispering to Wigglytuff-
Wigglytuff: I never heard of him either, friend! D:
Chatot: SQWAAWK!!! N-NOT SO LOUDLY-- -looks back at Dusknoir-kun-
Dusknoir-kun: ...
Chatot: ... OwO;;
Dusknoir-kun: ... Okay...
Chatot: -cough- WELL LET'S JUST GO DO... UMM... SOMETHING ELSE GUILD! >.>''''
To be continued
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xDDDDD FFF- LOLZOMGWTF xDD I'd really like to do a fan-comic of this xDD