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How my mind filtered PMD 2 pt1

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This is how my terrible, awful mind filtered my favorite chapter to mess with in PMD 2... >w>;;; Read with caution...

Chapter 10: Dusknoirzzzzzzz D8

ONE DAY

Chatot: Kay so liek do your normal crap you usually do while--

Nageki: You and the guildmaster have buttsecks right?

Chatot: ... ... ... ... ... Offtopic, Nageki--

Nageki: HA! YOU NEVER DENIED IT! XDDDD

Chatot: That is quite enough out of you, young lady!!

Nageki: Yes Chatottttttt~ 9o9 -rolls her eyes-

Chatot: Well, as I was saying...

-meanwhile outside-

Dusknoir-kun: Onii-san, I don't think I can do this... I-I mean, they all s-seem so nice and--

???: Shut up and do your job, little brother. You've already cost Diagaga-sama too much, so you'd better not fail... However, I expect such failure from someone as stupid as you.

Dusknoir-kun: Y-yes, Onii-san... -sighs- Okay... I-I can do this... I can lie to such an innocent group of people... And soon they'll find out and start shunning me again... And all the memories from when I was little will come back... -starts hyperventilating-

???: -slaps Dusknoir-kun- SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU WIMP!!!

Dusknoir-kun: -squeaks a bit and runs downstairs to the guild-

Chatot: And so yeah... ... ... GO AWAY D8<

Guild: LOLKAY :'D

Dusknoir-kun: -randomly appears- Umm, h-hi... >.>;;;

Chatot: Who the frick are you... Some girlscout? Look, little girl, we don't have time for--

Dusknoir-kun: Umm, I'm a man, sir...

Chatot: ... ... Oh, well... Umm... Sorry... -cough- Akward...

Dusknoir-kun: And no, I'm... Umm... -looks at his palm and reads from it- "The epic explorer Dusknoir"....?

Chatot: O-oh, welcome, sir! What an honor to have you in our humble guild! ^^;;;;

Dusknoir-kun: It's nothing, really... Umm, I was just... Umm... -reads from his palm again- "Settling in Treasure Town"...?

???: -outside- -FACEPALM OF EPIC PROPORTIONS-

Chatot: Oh, well, just let us know if you would like us to assist you with anything, Dusknoir sir!

Guild: ... Who the fuck is this guy--

Chatot: SSSHHH -whispering to Wigglytuff-

Wigglytuff: I never heard of him either, friend! D:

Chatot: SQWAAWK!!! N-NOT SO LOUDLY-- -looks back at Dusknoir-kun-

Dusknoir-kun: ...

Chatot: ... OwO;;

Dusknoir-kun: ... Okay...

Chatot: -cough- WELL LET'S JUST GO DO... UMM... SOMETHING ELSE GUILD! >.>''''

To be continued :D
... Pretty much.

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KittyMaria's avatar
xDDDDD FFF- LOLZOMGWTF xDD I'd really like to do a fan-comic of this xDD